The first ever PHP conference in the North East is in the books.
We’ve been hearing great feedback about the sell-out PHP NE 2013, which took place yesterday at the Tyneside Cinema . The conference was a spin-out of the popular monthly PHP NE usergroup .
Whether you attended, missed it or just can’t remember it because of the late-night drinking, you might be interested in our Storify of the day’s talks…
[<a href="//storify.com/Betarocket/php-north-east-2013" target="_blank">View the story "PHP North East 2013" on Storify</a>]<br /> <h1>PHP North East 2013</h1> <h2>Yesterday, the Tyneside Cinema hosted the first ever PHP conference to be held in the North of England. So what went on at PHP North East 2013?</h2> <p>Storified by <a href=”http://storify.com/Betarocket”>Betarocket</a>· Wed, Mar 20 2013 03:53:46</p> <div>Ah, the morning after the night before… <div><br></div> <div><br></div> </div> <div>My hoody is covered in stains. I am never washing it. Each one represents a memory my champagne addled brain has forgotten. #phpne13Sam Lambert</div> <div>What the hell happened last night? I don’t remember @AnthonySterling kicking me in the head… it sure feels like someone did #phpne13James Mills</div> <div>I have a @phpne sponsored headache to match my hoody. Hope you all had a great time. Thanks to all our delegates and speakers for coming outAndrew Taylor</div> <div>The @phpne team certainly know how to throw a party, but my kidneys have aged at least 4 years as a result. I blame @AnthonySterling.Phil Sturgeon</div> <div>Feel terrible. Hope you’re proud of yourself #phpne13David Gardner</div> <div>Some may never remember how they spent the night after PHP North East 2013, although some blurry incriminating photographs are appearing already…</div> <div>Ah yes, I remember this… @AnthonySterling @isamlambert #phpne13 http://pic.twitter.com/pvcH2lcd2NJamie Hurst</div> <div>…But thanks to the miracle of Twitter, we do know roughly what happened during the event itself. <div><br></div> <div>PHP NE 2013 is the first conference of its kind in the North of England, set up by the good people from the monthly PHP NE usergroup. It sold out a fair while ago, thanks to a weighty and knowledgeable speaker list.</div> </div> <div>PHP North East Conference 2013 – ScheduleWe have organised a great day for all our delegates, and you can find our planned schedule and speaker details below.</div> <div>Looking forward to being reminded just how little of the awesome world of web development that I actually know of, at #phpne13 tomorrow!Andrew Gatenby</div> <div>Enroute to the first ever #phpne13. I know that it’s going to be awesome because it has been organised by some amazing people.Matt Kirwan</div> <div>Good luck @AnthonySterling and team, i hope #phpne13 goes fantastically as i know you’ve put a lot of work into it!!!Andrew Westgarth</div> <div>And so it began, as all good things do, with breakfast…</div> <div>@phpne grabbing breakfast and warming up #phpne13 http://pic.twitter.com/uDLr8KUzeCRick Trotter</div> <div>The opening words came from co-organiser Anthony Sterling…</div> <div><3 “@mattkirwan: And we are off…. @AnthonySterling launching the first #phpne13 BOOM. http://pic.twitter.com/NuE2Ry9WEk”Anthony Sterling</div> <div>First up, Rowan Merewood of Inviqa Group on building better developers</div> <div>Rowan Merewood (rowan_m) on TwitterThe latest from Rowan Merewood (@rowan_m). Continually experimenting and hopefully improving at software engineering. Engineer and Team L…</div> <div>According to @rowan_m good developers should have Emacs hand, Uma Therman’s arm and Yoda’s ears! He makes a compelling argument! #phpne13Martyn Ranyard</div> <div>"If you’re the smartest person, you’re probably not learning" #phpne Good that @clouddataS has Cloudia the cat for us to learn from.Gregory Marler</div> <div>A metric helps you achieve a goal, don’t chase the metric if you achieve the goal #phpne13html and bacon</div> <div>Very good point. #phpne13 @ Tyneside Cinema http://instagr.am/p/XCR6jZFlDl/David Gardner</div> <div>"Being passionate and authoritative is not the same as being an angry asshole." #phpne13Igor Wiedler</div> <div>Like @rowan_m’s take on developers’ attitudes to people. Suggests they shd b more like Jeffrey Lebowski #phpne13 http://pic.twitter.com/e9dqyJtbioLaura Sharpe</div> <div>After this talk, they better be supplying White Russians at the afterparty #phpne #phpne13 #thedudeabidesSimon Scarfe</div> <div>At this point, the conference split into two “tracks”, one in the Electra room and the other in the Roxy… <div><br></div> <div>In the Roxy, it’s Alex Bilbie…</div> </div> <div>Alex Bilbie (alexbilbie) on TwitterThe latest from Alex Bilbie (@alexbilbie). Two parts web developer, one part whisky fan, a splash of public speaking and a twist of entre…</div> <div>Listening to @alexbilbie speaking about api-driven development #phpne13 http://pic.twitter.com/MQjzaT2liCStefan Koopmanschap</div> <div>Web services? Just say no. Build it yourself #PHPNE13 http://pic.twitter.com/p6WGWlu0M1Toby G</div> <div>While in the Electra, Igor Wiedler…</div> <div>Igor Wiedler (igorwesome) on TwitterThe latest from Igor Wiedler (@igorwesome). Hacker. Winterthur, Switzerland</div> <div>Silex Anatomy by @igorwesome going well at #phpne13 Track 1 ^JM http://pic.twitter.com/gBMElVWgGJPHP North-East</div> <div>"Frameworks are the douchebags of the PHP world". Awesome. #phpne13Jon Park</div> <div>Slides for "Silex Anatomy": https://speakerdeck.com/igorw/silex-anatomy-phpne at #phpne13 Leave feedback: https://joind.in/8387Igor Wiedler</div> <div>Second round now, with Bastian Hofmann in one room, and John Mertic in the other.</div> <div>Bastian Hofmann (BastianHofmann) on TwitterThe latest from Bastian Hofmann (@BastianHofmann). Software Engineer @ResearchGate, Apache Shindig committer, public speaker, Federated S…</div> <div>Logging apps in real time with @bastianhofmann leading us towards lunch #phpne13Jeremy Coates</div> <div>"Who is using PHP as their main development language?" ~@bastianhofmann #phpne13Jelrik van Hal</div> <div>"Who has not heard of #Composer?" No hands go up. #phpne @bastianhoffmanPhil Sturgeon</div> <div>Measuring and Logging Everything in Real Time by @BastianHofmann in Track 1 #phpne13 ^JM http://pic.twitter.com/YYUXDeEgoYPHP North-East</div> <div>Listening to @bastianhofmann on logging and measuring #phpne13 http://pic.twitter.com/pye5cwMSteJelrik van Hal</div> <div>#phpne13 enjoyed @BastianHofmann’s logging talk. Got some stuff to go rip out when I’m back in the office.Rowan Merewood</div> <div>Why not enjoy a beer while watching a talk? We have a licensed bar! #PHPNE13PHP North-East</div> <div>I’ve discovered the bar and a quiet room at #phpne13. Time for some chilled coding. http://pic.twitter.com/Out49GwBUJMatt Kirwan</div> <div>John Mertic’s talk was on hacking for the greater good…</div> <div>John Mertic (jmertic) on TwitterThe latest from John Mertic (@jmertic). Community Manager for #SugarCRM, #PHP developer, writer, author of ‘The Definitive Guide to Sugar…</div> <div>Hacking should be organic & stuff should just happen rather than be used to achieve specific features #PHPNE13Toby G</div> <div>Up next in Track 2.. @jmertic talking hacking via the Simpsons and a nod to The King.. I like this guy! #phpne13 http://pic.twitter.com/IhrXyntThfLaura Sharpe</div> <div>When hacking, start with baby steps #PHPNE13Toby G</div> <div>@jmertic Hacking for the greater good. #phpne13 http://instagr.am/p/XCe99zAZ7y/George Sharpe</div> <div>Hacking is not evil #PHPNE13 http://pic.twitter.com/sksK9mWlc6Toby G</div> <div>Oh "not everything Microsoft makes sucks. They make some great products. Like keyboards." #phpne13 #fairpointMartyn Ranyard</div> <div>A few delegates were already building up some homework for later…</div> <div>dunno if anyone cares, but I’m assembling a fair sized #phpne13 reading list here to forget why I bookmarked later: http://pinboard.in/u:si/t:phpne13/t:readinglistSimon Scarfe</div> <div>Then…LUNCH.</div> <div>Very impressed with the lunch boxes at #phpne13 http://instagr.am/p/XCiV0emJSW/Visualsoft eCommerce</div> <div>Lunchboxes at the ready! #phpne13 http://twitpic.com/ccn8lpAlec Berry</div> <div>Great talks so far and a awesome lunch packed nicely inside a #phpne13 branded lunchbox! http://pic.twitter.com/dby7eJ9nGWAdam Gatenby</div> <div>It’s like a picnic in the Figgis room! #phpne13 http://pic.twitter.com/HPHcqIDpk6Matt Kirwan</div> <div>I’d like to go on record and say those awesome #phpne13 lunch boxes, are all thanks to my wife @AndreaSterling. Bloody fantastic stuff.Anthony Sterling</div> <div>Sitting on the floor with my #phpne13 lunch box. After this I’ll go for a run around the playground until the bell rings.Michael Maclean</div> <div>Oh, and don’t forget the personalised delegate mugs…</div> <div>The personalised delegate mugs from @bytemark are brilliant, have you spotted yours? ^ AS http://pic.twitter.com/HxUzwMLHz0PHP North-East</div> <div>@jtruk http://pic.twitter.com/upmHS2mHMuAndrew Taylor</div> <div>#sweet #personalised #mug #phpne13 http://instagr.am/p/XCyAy0AZ8w/George Sharpe</div> <div>All the talks I’ve seen so far have been awesome. Props to @rowan_m, @alexbilbie and @jmertic… More good talks to come! #phpne13Jamie Hurst</div> <div>In Track 2, at 14:00 “@Mark_Baker: Just 20 minutes to @mvriel talking about phpdocumentor as #phpne13 restarts after lunch”PHP North-East</div> <div>Due to illness, Mike van Riel stepped in to give a talk after lunch.</div> <div>Mike van Riel (mvriel) on TwitterThe latest from Mike van Riel (@mvriel). Developer at @Ingewikkeldnet · Lead Developer of phpDocumentor and Cilex · D&D Lover · Pleasantl…</div> <div>Big shout out to @mvriel stepping in to talk last min with @h being poorly. Get well soon @h! #phpne13 http://pic.twitter.com/G8vON7JoWNLaura Sharpe</div> <div>Live coding, it is only for true heroes. @mvriel does it like a rockstar #phpne13Stefan Koopmanschap</div> <div>…While Fabrice Berhard was speaking in the parallel track.</div> <div>Fabrice Bernhard (theodo) on TwitterThe latest from Fabrice Bernhard (@theodo). Agile web-based development agency based in Paris, with expertise on Symfony, Symfony2, Javas…</div> <div>#phpne13 slides of my talk "Modernisation of legacy apps using sf2" are online: – http://www.slideshare.net/fabrice.bernhard/modernisation-of-legacy-php-applications-using-symfony2-php-northeast-conference-2013 – https://joind.in/8391Fabrice Bernhard</div> <div>Dave Gardner gave a talk on dealing with failure, while Lukas Kahwe Smith introduced delegates to Symfony CMF. </div> <div>David Gardner (davegardnerisme) on TwitterThe latest from David Gardner (@davegardnerisme). London-based technical architect. Organiser of Cassandra London meetup group. London</div> <div>Getting some great insight from @davegardnerisme into the @hailo app build.. http://pic.twitter.com/UdfhLf2jRcLaura Sharpe</div> <div>Lukas Kahwe Smith (lsmith) on TwitterThe latest from Lukas Kahwe Smith (@lsmith). My twitter alter-ego is all about PHP and databases. My coding addiction is financed by @lii…</div> <div>Looks like @jamesmills and I are on for an afternoon of information on Symfony @phpne #phpne13 Awesome! Rick Trotter</div> <div>Modernisation of legacy PHP applications using Symfony2 by @theodo. Track 1 #phpne13 ^JM http://pic.twitter.com/cIxysTHuQxPHP North-East</div> <div>Final speaker Thijs Feryn blew everyone’s socks off…</div> <div>Thijs Feryn (ThijsFeryn) on TwitterThe latest from Thijs Feryn (@ThijsFeryn). Evangelist @ Combell. Board member @ PHPBenelux. Community member & contributor @ PHP. Interna…</div> <div>Last talk of the day ‘Keeping The Cloud In Check’ by @ThijsFeryn #phpne13 http://pic.twitter.com/BRnF1XqIwXPHP North-East</div> <div>I’ve never been disappointed in any of @ThijsFeryn’s talks, he’s brilliantly engaging. #phpne13Anthony Sterling</div> <div>Oh man, @ThijsFeryn is absolutely rocking the #phpne13 closing. "Every time I say ‘cloud’ Rowan will take a drink."Rowan Merewood</div> <div>Poor @rowan_m… roped into a solo drinking game #PHPNE13Toby G</div> <div>.@ThijsFeryn rocking it on stage #PHPNE13 http://pic.twitter.com/FhqqcwpG3pPHP North-East</div> <div>lol #phpne13 @ Tyneside Cinema http://instagr.am/p/XC7vrNFlIQ/David Gardner</div> <div>Seriously, any conference schedule is improved by adding @ThijsFeryn to the schedule #phpne13Stefan Koopmanschap</div> <div>There were also quick speeches by event backers. Alec Berry of Sunderland Software City and Laura Sharpe of Sharpe Recruitment took the stage to say hi to delegates…</div> <div>Nothing cooler than being the guy at a PHP conference who knows no PHP #renegade #yolo #phpne13Alec Berry</div> <div>If you enjoyed @alecberry ‘s talk say Hi: alec.berry@sunderlandsoftwarecity.comPHP North-East</div> <div>Hearing the life story behind the smiley face of @sharperecruit great & funny! #phpne13Gregory Marler</div> <div>Feedback on the conference was positive, as a whole…</div> <div>PHPNE was a great conference; not scared to have a few swears in there (rightly so) and still extremely professional. #php #phpne13Phil Sturgeon</div> <div>What an amazing day. #phpne13James Mills</div> <div>Head completely full of thought questions and quotes from #phpne13 well done to all @phpne speakers today, thanks @AnthonySterling and team!Rick Trotter</div> <div>Well done to @phpne on #phpne13! Really enjoyed it! Great speakers & event! Refreshing to hear about best practices, new tools, advice etc.Adam Gatenby</div> <div>Great day at #phpne13. I’ve got a long list of stuff to check out! Thanks a lot to the very organised @phpne and speakers!Elliot Lings</div> <div>A huge thanks to @AnthonySterling, @isamlambert, crew, sponsors and attendees for a great first edition of the @phpne conference! #phpne13Mike van Riel</div> <div>Really good first #phpne13 @anthonysterling @isamlambert @ukandrewtaylor et all. Well done!Michael Peacock</div> <div>Huge thanks to @AnthonySterling @isamlambert & all the rest of @PHPNE crew (sorry can’t remember handles). What an awesome day at #PHPNE13!Toby G</div> <div>Back from #phpne13 big thanks to @phpne crew, speakers, sponsors and all the other attendees for efforts to make it great inaugural event Jeremy Coates</div> <div>Back at middlesbrough. Had a great time at the inaugural @phpne conference. Thanks to @Visualsoft_UK for the drinks #phpne13James Wilson</div> <div>Good day at #phpne13. Thanks to @phpne for putting on a great conference. http://pic.twitter.com/OpMX11MVejNathan Lawson</div> <div>We are extremely proud of our delegates, speakers, sponsors and volunteers. Thank you, all of you. Let the party commence!! ^SLPHP North-East</div> <div>But it wasn’t over yet (well, it was, but the drinking wasn’t)</div> <div>I am dancing to the smiths and drinking from a bottle of champagne. Best. Night. Ever. #phpne13 http://pic.twitter.com/lsCiBwTpGUSam Lambert</div> <div>So, who’s up for 2014?</div> <div>A real shame that I had to leave the #phpne13 party ‘early’. A great conference, will definitely be back next year.Graeme Tait</div> <div>Over 130 PHP people at #phpne13 and still missing some local people. Is it too soon to talk about #phpne14 ?Andrew Taylor</div>